Apparently the way to lower prices for Americans is to have a foreign monarch fly over and ask nicely. The way to investigate a beach photo is to take a year. And the way to fix the political climate is, naturally, a $400 million ballroom. Welcome to the week in news.
Apple
Well folks, Apple just wrapped up their September 2025 keynote, and boy oh boy, did they deliver a […]
On August 30, excitement surrounds new music, including a collaboration between Amy Lee and Halsey, alongside the thrill of returning football and MLB seasons. Anticipation builds for Apple’s September 9 iPhone event, expected to unveil the iPhone 17 series, new software, and advanced features promising significant upgrades across devices.
In a not-so-timely update, our hero reflects on throwing back fewer drinks, all while prepping for an adrenaline-packed F1 flick. Meanwhile, China is zooming ahead in the solar race, leaving the U.S. in a dust cloud of carbon. Jeff Bezos decides to tie the knot, sparking a love triangle involving Sydney Sweeney and Tom Brady—because why not?
At WWDC 2025, Apple decided to ditch the bling for a shiny new “Liquid Glass” design, making everything feel like it’s floating—cue the CSS envy! No big gadgets, just a sneak peek into a softer iOS world and some mildly amusing AI features. Apple’s updates are so friendly, they might just hug you back!
At WWDC 2024, Apple introduced iOS 18 with Apple Intelligence, offering AI-powered features for a personalized experience. The update includes extensive customization options, enhanced Mail and Messages apps, and support for RCS messaging and satellite communication. While these are groundbreaking, Apple emphasized minor additions like expanded Tapback reactions, drawing attention away from major upgrades.
In the grand theater of mobile device management, few acts are as universally misunderstood as the force-closing of […]
Mother’s Day is the time to show love and admit mom was right (almost). Apple’s “Let Loose” event unveiled exciting new iPad models and accessories. The free will debate questions human agency, while a car-waxing conversation brings chaos theory into play. Bond fans are reliving suave 007’s spa infiltration. Happy Mother’s Day, moms – enjoy the peace… until snack time!
Today, Apple is diving into Artificial Intelligence at their big event, hoping to make Siri smarter (she’s currently like talking to a toddler). Meanwhile, Tom Brady got roasted, Nikki Glaser slayed with jokes, and Peter Zeihan discussed China’s new Super Carrier. Plus, renowned humorist Scott Galloway is blending wit and wisdom in the business world. Bill Maher’s Club Random offers chaos with a side of Jerry Seinfeld. It’s a wild Tuesday!
The Grammy’s were a ladies’ night, with Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish taking home awards. Miley Cyrus made waves with her underwear announcement (TMI!). Dua Lipa opened the show with her hit “Houdini.” Golf got overshadowed by music at the LIV event. And Apple’s Vision Pro AR system has everyone geeking out about the future of sports viewing. More rain? Happy Monday!
It’s Wednesday, and we’re kick-starting the day with some INXS. Cast your mind back to 1984 when the Macintosh burst onto the scene with Steve Jobs in his iconic turtleneck and a sledgehammer-wielding rebel. Today, we’re taking a break from politics for some mental R&R – think fluffy kittens and pineapple on pizza debates.
Tomorrow marks 40 years since the Macintosh launch and iconic “1984” commercial. Nick Dunlap wins PGA event but can’t claim $1.5M due to amateur status. Political double standards spark debate. Are we truly stuck with underwhelming candidates? In lighter news, a Professor debates a ‘Flat Earther’.
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