Apparently the way to lower prices for Americans is to have a foreign monarch fly over and ask nicely. The way to investigate a beach photo is to take a year. And the way to fix the political climate is, naturally, a $400 million ballroom. Welcome to the week in news.
Elon Musk
Spider-Man: No Way Home is a superhero flick that hits harder than a web-slinger’s punch! With emotional goodbyes, three Spider-Men cracking jokes, and Peter Parker sacrificing his happiness, it’s less about swinging through the city and more about the bittersweet cost of heroism. Who knew saving the world could be so heart-wrenching?
In a not-so-timely update, our hero reflects on throwing back fewer drinks, all while prepping for an adrenaline-packed F1 flick. Meanwhile, China is zooming ahead in the solar race, leaving the U.S. in a dust cloud of carbon. Jeff Bezos decides to tie the knot, sparking a love triangle involving Sydney Sweeney and Tom Brady—because why not?