In the festive spirit of letters to Santa, this procrastinating photog is mad-dashing with his Christmas cards. Swerving from once-liked Shutterfly to new flame ‘Nations Photo’, he’s geared up for the perfect print. In other news, famous golfers played with their kids, and NBC is test-driving Kevin Kisner as their new golf commentator. Ho-ho-hold the phones!

Our quirky narrator hits the post-Thanksgiving ground running, embracing health before New Year’s starts. He revels in the Chargers’ colossal defeat, muses over the money hungriness in golf, commends young golfer Anaka Sorrenstam’s son, and enjoys late-night TV with Dua Lipa. He wraps it up with a chat about modern women’s insanity.